Thursday, April 24, 2008

Two Thoughts For the Day

*Guys, it's ok to make noise when you're having sex. Don't scream like a chick but some (authentic) moaning and groaning is good. Nobody wants to fuck a ninja.

*Our new receptionist is even CHATTIER than Chatty Kathy. I hesitate even walking up there because I know I'll be stuck for at least 37 minutes while she talks to me about nothing. I.Cannot.Take.This.

:::

Beyond my two thoughts...I was listening to my iPod (I got a Touch! I said it would be mine and I made it happen!) this morning and there's a song by Musiq on there that I heard for the first time when Ash and I went to VA. I love the song, love the lyrics and the fact that Eric Roberson wrote it and is doing the background vocals is just icing on the cake.

"Previous Cats"

First things first, girl, recognize
Who is with you now
Second thing
Can't blame me for how
You were
Treated before
I came
See, I'm not Steven
Anthony, Ethan
Leroy or Ivan
Damn, girl, I've been
Right there for you
Since day one
So where is all this coming from?
See now
I'm not to blame
For the pain
That was caused
By previous cats
Who had your heart before me

I'm not to blame
For the pain
That was caused
By previous cats
You gotta see me for me

What is with all the questioning
About where I've been?
And why must you roll your eyes
When I say she's just a friend
I knew before?
Not like I
Call you Sabrina
Pam or Tanisha
Andrea either
Girl, we go deeper
Than any other
I had before
So tell me why you ignore?

See, now, I'm not to blame
For the pain
That was caused
By previous cats
Who had your heart before me, baby

I'm not to blame
For the pain
That was caused
By previous cats
You gotta see me for me

Now
I don't know
What those young boys did
To make you insecure
But I think you need to let it go
Let it go
Don't let your past
Get all in the way
Cause what is here today
May not be guaranteed tomorrow
I'm not out of mind
Just speaking my mind
When I say that I
Put in too much time
For another brother's
Crimes

Girl, I'm not to blame
For the pain
That was caused
By previous cats


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That's real talk right there...

22 comments:

thee modern isis said...

Kinda late on the Musiq homie, but previouscats was/is the joint.

I agree with the first paragraph.. noise is appreciated but if he screams like a biatchhh then sexing will cease and desist ASAP.

Eb the Celeb said...

lmao @ fucking a ninja

I love the previouscats joint... love love love it...

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

Be careful, people drain energy from you by speaking on bullshit.

Jazzy said...

No one wants to eff a Ninja huh? Ummm...I'm not going to say what I want to say - see my text from yesterday for a hint...cause I don't think it's a coincidence that you used the word NINJA!! lol

I kinda like when they scream like a chick...it's funny...but it also makes me feel like I've momentarily turned my manly man into my bizzatch! ha!

Luv the lyrics of that song!

Unknown said...

LOL! So mad at you for the 'noise' comment, HAHA! But, its true!

Nina said...

That's my ish!

Nina said...

That's my ish!

Anonymous said...

That was indeed my shit when I heard it too. Probably my favorite song on the album. And yes, you may be about 6 years late, but hey, better late than never! lol.

Skoolboi Krush said...

fucking a ninja is a classic line. LOL

Saw Eric Roberson do that joint live..kinda wish he would have kept it for himself.

ODiva - You are the bedroom bully, huh?

Ms.LadyCop said...

lol@ sexing a ninja!!!

that song is def the truth!

Roddykat said...

Hi.

LOL! How does one know one is fucking a Ninja?

And Previouscats is that song, for real. Didn't know ER wrote it, though. Cool.

Jazzy said...

Ummm Krush...ME??? ALLEGED comments on your blog are not to be used against me on someone else's blog...thems the blog rules.

Monie said...

@ tash: You're such a music snob. LOL! I know I'm late, trick!

@ eb: I am trying not to listen to it too much so I don't get sick of it.

@ bossmack: Shit, my ass acts like a ninja when I need to get up front. Sneak moves...in and out. Trying to avoid talking to her.

@ diva: Girl....can I just say you killed me! The "ninjas" are not related! It was just a thought I had. God, I hatechuuuuuuuuu! LOL!

@ shavon: So true!

@ nina: Me too!

@ sbc: LOL! Damn, I'm that late?

@ krush: OOH! I would have loved to see Erro do that song. BTW, HAWT pic!

@ jadore: I just got a visual of a dude in a ninja suit. LMAO!

@ roddy: Fucking a ninja = complete silence. LOL!

La said...

"Nobody wants to fuck a ninja."


LMFAO!!! I am literally hollerin' at work, lol. Please tell me where I can find this on a tshirt, lol

Skoolboi Krush said...

ODiva - Don't blame me. You are tellin' on yourself. LOL

Monie - Thank ya!

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

I'm loud in the bedroom too. get it girl...

Rashan Jamal said...

You are late... But I'm late on this post so I'll let it go. LOL

LOL @ the sex ninja.

The Flyyest said...
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The Flyyest said...

yeah im hella loud in the bed....LOL..... and i love the moans from him...i dont know about the ninja!! LMAO



before i heard this song...my ex boyfriend...(the one i turned down college for...SMH)
he sang this song to me....he gave musiq his props tho...i was like dang...thats some real ish...

i love this song cuz it IS REAL!!!!

kit von b. said...

there's nothing worse than fucking a grizzly bear sounding-ass nigga. i would know.

-KB

Don said...

That's real talk right there... co-sign. as black men we could also stand to do better.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

"Nobody wants to fuck a ninja."

you dumb as hail for that! And that HAS to be one of the best lines I heard in a while!

But sometimes them skills come in handy. Especially when folk be around and you don't want them to know AND you don't wanna stop!