Thursday, May 29, 2008

Me and Flat Randy

So, Knockout Zed sent me his homie Flat Randy and asked me to show him a good time around the city of Cleveland. Yesterday, on my lunch break, Flat Randy and I took a stroll around downtown. Here are the pictures:

First, we went to Willard Park. Randy had heard about the Free Stamp and he wanted to see it in person. He jumped right on it and I took the picture.






He was ready for his closeup.





Next, he wanted to visit the War Memorial Fountain across the street in Memorial Plaza. He had heard how beautiful it was when it was lit up at night and definitely wanted to add a picture of it to his photo album.






I convinced him to take a picture standing near the fountain although he was afraid of getting his curly 'fro wet.








Next, we visited the world famous Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum. Randy first took a picture with the sign:






Then he jumped in the bushes and took a picture in front of the building.






Randy went inside the Hall and rocked out with his cock out. When he came out, he thought he was a superstar and had me take a picture of him playing a guitar.






By this time, my lunch break was over and I was ready to go back to work. Randy wanted to continue to kick it so I left him to his own devices and we parted ways. I'm not too sure where he went.



Heh.

I would have taken pictures with Randy but that whole windswept hair thing is not a good look on me. It was windy as hell yesterday. This was pretty fun and damn if I didn't get some exercise walking around the city.

So, who wants Randy next? All you have to do is take pictures with him around the city you're in, post about it, and then send him to another blogger. Let me know in the comments!

20 comments:

Janelle said...

Very Cute Monie!!!
I'd love to show Flat Randy around SoCal!!!!

Anonymous said...

Been lurking for a while. Would love to show Randy around Miss. Show him how we do things here

thee modern isis said...

lol very cute Mon... very cute.

smh@ Randy makin the girls grab his dollas with their butt cheeks.

play on playa!

Jazzy said...

This is just too funny!! LOL!

At first I was thinking...does D know about this Flat Randy Dude? And what the hell kind of name is Flat Randy?

What will people think of next?!

Anonymous said...

LMAO! This was so cute!

And yeah, now that we're both cramp free we can get up this weekend. I have to admit that I cheated and had lunch with my best friend @ California Pizza Kitchen. That shit was banging so I have no issues with going back. Lol.

La said...

LMFAO!!!!!! That is such a cute idea.


Look at Flat Randy at the Gentleman's Club, lol

I'd volunteer, but clearly I am digital camera impaired.

Knockout Zed said...

Hell yeah!!!

I'm glad you got Randy out and about. I love Cleveland and I'm sure he does too.

Randy loves some booty shakin'. So if you're not doing anything tonight and you wanna keep him entertained at home, just put on some Luke and handle your biz. And film it. And post it. And let me know when it's up. LOL

KZ

anonymousnupe said...

I'm just glad you didn't post a pic of flat boy with his 'lil two-dimensional cardboard penis juttin' out. I imagine he has a perpetual hard-on, being made of cardboard and all, huh?

I'd invite him to D.C., but walking around here taking pictures with a weird third-world lookin' voodoo-type doll might get me arrested downtown.

stephanie said...

Hey Monie, I work in the Federal Building, next time ur in my neck of the woods, we should do lunch, me, u and Randy! u must work downtown huh?

Sha Boogie said...

So mad @ you!! LOL, ok..fine I want some action too, send that lil nigga to beantown next!

Monie said...

@ Jane: Since you were the first to respond, Randy will be on his way to Cali. Email me your address (mmurphy@bw.edu) and I'll send him on his way!

@ she needs: Thanks for commenting! Randy's already going to Cali but if you really wanted to do this, I'm sure you could make one and send him on a journey.

@ tash: You are so stupid. LOL!

@ diva: LOL! I have a post coming about D. It's all your fault!!!! LOL!

@ sbc: Yay! Sounds good! CPK, here we come!

@ la: Girl, I know you got a camera phone or something! LOL!

@ zed: LMMFAO! You are so retarded. I think you are the only person who has put the words "love" and "Cleveland" into the same sentence. But I guess compared to Satan's Anus...LOL!
This was fun. Thanks!

@ nupe: Like that would be the first crazy thing to happen in downtown D.C. LOL!

@ steph: Yup, I work downtown on W. Superior. The Fed Building is close, right?

@ sha sha: Sowwy, he's going to Cali. Maybe you can make your own fly Flat Randy.

Rashan Jamal said...

Aww, I'm too late. I was gonna show Flat Randy around all the strip clubs in the ATL. LOL

Anonymous said...

This is So super duper cute!!!

La said...

That's true! Ok. I'm in. Send me Flat Randy! Pick me! Pick me!!! lol

John "JP" Pickens said...

LMAO, that shit is HIGH LARRY US.

stephanie said...

Yeah it's right across the street from Willard and the Free Stamp

Nina said...

Gets in Line...How well do you think Randy would do in Brooklyn?

Minerva Exertion said...

Hi Monie! I want Flat Randy to come south to the Queen City. I have a bottle of NC finest I would like to share with him.

Miss Snarky Pants said...

Flat Randy got some good hair [LOL]

Love this idea...

Don't think he'd hold up to well in my neck of the woods tho'.

kit von b. said...

i want him to come party with me!!!

-KB