I'm pretty sure me and sis got along for the most part when we were small, hellish tikes but me and my brother were ALWAYS going at it.
I think it all started when I slapped an orange section out of his mouth. From that point on, he plotted and schemed on my demise.
I remember one time he put handfuls upon handfuls of grease in my freshly washed hair. That thick Blue Magic shit. Then he took me into the bathroom with a pair of scissors and cut all my hair off. All of it. I think I was 4, maybe 5. Needless to say my mom beat.his.ass.
That didn't deter him. My brother had a huge collection of Hot Wheels cars. When the older ones got all messed up, he'd take the tires off and try to "repair" it. He was dumb. Anyway, he decided to give my 2 year self one of the tires from his Hot Wheels car. I promptly put it in my mouth and CHOKED! Like, face turning blue choking. My granny came into my room to take me out of my crib and damn near broke my back trying to beat the tire out of my throat. I finally coughed it up. Needless to say my mom, granny and daddy beat.his.ass.
My brother and my nephew were in town this past Memorial Day weekend and we sat and reminisced on our childhood stories. We have tons. We were truly some little hellions. Only my brother and sister got caught, though, so I'm still looked at as the angel. What?! You mean to tell me, you believe this little face could do ANYTHING wrong?
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That's funny...sometimes I wish that I had siblings...but then again, that probably would've made me look worse...so yeah, nevermind.
Damn.. you must have had the hard roller in your head cause that bang is huge.
Guilty.
Ooh chile them bangs, lol
And that ruffle. Why did our parents to us like that? U were very cute Monie!
Aww look at Mon Mon!!!!!
I was laughing SO hard reading that post! Your brother gives me the most joke!! Blue Magic is some serious ish! How did you sit there and let him cut your hair????
Yes, I think that little face could do a lot of wrong.
Take it from a sneaky middle child, we are the worst because we always get away with it.
Oh yeah that face don't even be fooling me... BADDD Monie BAAADDD!!
@ chris: I can't imagine growing up as an only child. I would have been so bored! My best playmates for a long ass time were my sister and brother.
@ isis: That bang is actually all rolled up and pinned with a barrette. Hot mess, I tell ya.
@ la: LOL! I know. Bernice was on some different shit that day.
@ stephanie: Thanks! I still remember that dress. It was scratchy as hell.
@ milly: I'm not sure why I let him cut my hair. He did the same thing to my sister a couple days later. My brother was hard-headed!
@ rah: You're a middle child, too? OOH, we are the worst! LOL!
@ q: LOL! I'm an angel!
LMAO @ La!!
It's something about that smile that just screams SNEAKY!!! lol
I can't believe he cut all your hair off...omg...where's THAT picture?! Lol
You are rockin the hell out of those bangs monie, lol!!
Damn...your brother did you all kinds of dirty [LOL]
You looked soooooo innocent too!!!
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